I need a fic where dean and cas do this thing
so I may have written the thing? (ao3)
Castiel couldn’t believe that he had agreed to this. It was his own fault really, having made up the fake boyfriend in the first place to stop his family from asking about his love life, but then again he thought he would just be able to get away with generic date ideas and vague descriptors.
Of course he couldn’t have gotten away with it. After his ‘boyfriend’ had declined the invitation of joining the Novak family for Thanksgiving, they had decided that they needed photographic evidence of this so-called boyfriend. Just Castiel’s luck.
So now he was in the park, after his best friend had suggested finding some random guy and taking a picture with him. After all, it couldn’t be anyone from college in case his family visited, so Anna proffered the park, which was, according to her, a goldmine for cute gay guys. Cas knew better than to ask how she knew that.
"What about him?" Anna pointed to a guy about their age a little ways across the park, sitting on a bench and reading. "He’s handsome."
Cas cocked his head and squinted to get a better look at him. She wasn’t wrong.
ahh you wrote me the thing ILY <3333
(prompt: HS!AU Cas had a wet dream about his best friend Dean)
Cas has been avoiding Dean now for four days, three hours, and fifty-six minutes - not that Dean’s counting. And Dean has no idea what he did wrong this time. Everything was going great, actually. Dean and Cas had been hanging out more and more. Every night they’d do homework and then watch television together or talk. Dean’s heart had been doing back flips of happiness; he has had the biggest crush on Cas since they started high school.
But one morning, Dean came to school and found Cas at his locker as per usual. Cas looked at him, paled, and ran away without one word. When Dean tried later it was the same, just like every time since for the past four days. Now Friday, Dean really wants to find out what he did wrong before the weekend. They are supposed to go to see a movie. Dean wants to apologize in time to keep his plans.
Dean waits until Chemistry, where Cas can’t escape, then leans over and whispers, “Did I do something?” Cas’s face turns red, maybe in anger, but he doesn’t say anything. “Why are you mad at me?”
"I’m not!" Cas says too loud and the teacher pauses the lecture a moment to glare at him. Cas shrinks down into his seat. When the lecture begins again, he turns to Dean and says, softer, "I’m not."
"Then why are you avoiding me?"
Cas shakes his head.
"Cas," Dean pleads. When Cas doesn’t answer, Dean turns to guessing. If Cas isn’t mad at him, then… what else could it be? The answer pops into Dean’s brain and he immediately wishes it hadn’t. "You’re seeing someone."
those otps where one lives a normal lifespan and the other will live for centuries
There is no man in the Seven Kingdoms who will be less welcome at a Tyrell wedding.
he is a cutie (i also forgot the little things on his goggles and i am sorry for that)
Misha said this during aecon4
I told production, you know, ‘I’m having a baby’ —Maison, my daughter— ‘I’m having a baby in September, so do me a favour and try to write me light in those episodes, so you can maybe move stuff around.’ The episode right before the baby was due, the episode where the baby was due, and the episode right after that, were the heaviest episodes that I’ve had all season. And then after that, it was like, ‘Ah, and then he’s off for five or six episodes.’ I was like, ‘Thanks a lot, guys! Super helpful.’
So, my wife, her water broke, and I called the studio and said, ‘Hey guys, the water broke, I’m not coming in today.’
And they were like, ‘Oh, God. Well, if the baby comes, maybe you can come in later today?’
And I said, ‘Okay, but I think I’m probably gonna try to take the whole day off.’
And they said, ‘Well, we’ll check in with you around lunchtime.’
So they called like, ‘Hey, how’s it going?’ It was really funny, because the producer kept calling, and trying to be like, ‘Ahh, how’s it going? How’s the baby?’ But he didn’t give a shit. He was just like, are you gonna come in later today or not?
So the end of the day came, and the baby hadn’t come, and we called the midwife. And production called and said ‘What’s going on?’
And I said, ‘Well, the baby still hasn’t come.’
And they said, ‘You’re gonna be in tomorrow, right?’
And I said, ‘I… I mean, I think so? I’m gonna call the midwife.’
I called the midwife and said, ‘The water broke, is this, you know, is this normal?’
The midwife said, ‘Definitely. The baby will definitely be born by tomorrow.’
So I called them back and said ‘Guys, don’t worry. I should be in tomorrow. Baby’s gonna be born tonight.’
Overnight… baby wasn’t born. Next morning, production calls, ‘Hey, how’s it going?’
'Uh, well, it's going good; it's not going great, I mean, the baby's not born yet. So I'm not coming in.'
And they said, ‘Well, maybe you could come in, and then if the baby starts to come, go home.’
And I said, ‘…no. Not coming in.’
And they said, ‘Okay. But it’s gonna be definitely born today, right?’
And I called the midwife and said, ‘Is it definitely gonna be born today? ‘Cause everybody’s getting kinda nervous.’
And the midwife said, ‘Absolutely.’
I called back, I said ‘The baby is definitely, definitely— the baby promises it’s gonna be born. Because apparently, in 99.9% of cases, with women who have already had a baby, once the water breaks, it’s born within 24 hours. So we’re safe.’
Apparently, we’re the .1% that that doesn’t happen to, because the next day, the baby still wasn’t born. And they were freaking out. And I was freaking out, ‘cause I mean, it’s one thing, on a production, to miss one day. To miss two days is not cool. To miss three days, they start calling the insurance company, because they literally have to stop production and it’s a big deal for them. You know, it costs them maybe a couple hundred thousand dollars a day.
And so they say, ‘Well, can they… could they surgically remove the baby?’
And I’m like, ‘No, we’re not gonna surgically remove the baby! Just, just be patient.’
They’re not patient. So, finally the baby was born, but I missed three days. And then as soon as the baby was born, they were like, ‘Great! Can you come in now?’ And I did. That was good. That was fun. Although other than the studio breathing down our necks the whole time, it went very smoothly. But the studio was very stressful to deal with.”
#lmao they had nine monhs to prepare and work out the schedule properly#but nah man let’s treat misha like trash#wank for ts#they treated him and vicki horrible when west was born too#telling him his character was dead so they moved out of their condo and shipped everything back to LA#only to be told to come back a few months later#(also that producer he mentions is robert singer just fyi)
also in the beginning of season 5, when Cas went through some changes and was slowly getting more human, Misha went to Singer who was directing the episode and asked him about character motivation and such, and Singer answered him with "Oh no, you’re not going to be one of those actors, are you?"
A lifetime of being the new guy has given Misha the ability to read people quickly and accurately - that’s why he knows almost immediately that Jensen is interested. He pretends not to notice when he catches Jensen’s eyes drifting to his lips while simultaneously licking his own. He pretends not to understand Jensen’s subtle teasing, taking umbrage so Jensen will feel the need to lay a hand his shoulder reassuringly and explain with a grin.
Most of all, Misha pretends not to know where the evening is headed the first time Jensen asks him into his trailer - alone - for a beer.
Welcome to my mass-progress-tricks post
All of these pictures were taken within the same 5 minutes.
I want people to realize that photography is all about position and lighting. I’m sick of seeing comments on photos saying “I wish I looked like that” even on mine, because guess what? The person in the photos doesn’t even look like that. And chances are they took another 20 photos before they got the right one. Everybody thinks that just because it’s clear someone hasn’t used photoshop it must be the real thing. But if you look close enough, you can spot these little tricks.
We’ve all seen pictures like this, we’ve even taken pictures like this. But lets not skip meals and go for 3 hour long runs to look like a body you saw on tumblr which doesn’t exist in a sense.